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Lets Put Seniors in Jail! and the Criminals in Nursing homes
Let’s put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home….
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks.
They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc.
They’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool, and education.
Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.’s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard — with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. Radio, and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The “criminals” would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all.
Coin Talk
Credit: Hey Nickel, I just wanted to say thanks for hooking me up with that Dime piece last night.
Nickel: No problem man.
Credit: Dude, you are so smooth!
Nickel: Stop it man. Seriously, it was not a big deal.
Credit: I owe you, big time.
Nickel: Haha, alright. So anyways, how’d she look this morning?
Credit: A little rough around the edges, but a cute little body. Nice and thin.
Nickel: Tight.
Credit: Yeah. So is Check home?
Nickel: Nah, he just bounced.
*Credit sits down on Nickel’s futon*
Credit: Oh, alright. So’d you hear about Dollar?
Nickel: No, what’s up?
Credit: I guess he has really let himself go. Everyone’s been saying he’s doing awful, really weak, too. To make it even worse, he’s been hanging out with Penny.
Nickel: Penny? That guy’s an awful role model…
Credit: Yeah. The whole thing reminds me of Sacagawea…
Nickel: True, true. But anyways, how’s your little brother doing?
Credit: Debit’s doing good, really good…
Quarter: I’m from Alabama!
Nickel: Oh hey quarter. How’s my little buddy doing?
Quarter: I’m from Indiana!
Nickel: Sure you are little buddy. How bout we get you back to your room.
Quarter: Montana!
*Nickel guides his older cousin to his room*
Credit: I thought you said he was done with all that?
Nickel: Well they said it was only for a limited time, but I’m starting to think it’s permanent…